Duh Moment #1
Patient needs PAP Smear done. I tell her to undress & lie on couch while I prepare the equipment. I return to the examination couch & notices that she still has her underwear on.
Me: "Er...you need to remove your underwear in order for me to do the PAP Smear."
Patient: "Oh, is it? I need to remove my underwear?"
Me: "Er...yeah" (Inner Me: "Duh")
Duh Moment #2
Patient complains of headache. After taking history, I tell her I am going to check her blood pressure.
Patient: "Do you want me to take off my watch?"
Me: "Er...no." (Inner Me:"Duh")