Woes of long distance traveling

Every time I take a long haul flight, I

• dread it
• wish that I could afford to travel business class all the time
• wish that the transporter in the Star Trek universe actually existed in real life which would make traveling SOOO much easier
• wish that all airlines could have the same level of service as SIA
• need a body massage to iron out all the stiffness & soreness resulting from being cramped in a cattle class seat
• wish that someone could give me IV sedation for the entire journey & wake me up when we arrive